Mum and Dan were talking about 'New Years Resolutions' today. From the sounds of it, it is a list of things that the humans think up to do in the new year to make themselves feel better about themselves!
Taking that into consideration, I have helpfully thought up a list of New Years Resolutions for my mummy;
1) Play with me every time I ask (that does not include grabbing the tuggy, shaking it, and letting it go!)
2) Up my meals to 3 a day - and more treats please!
3) Up my walkies to 4 a day
4) Never let Dan sit in my chair!
5) Stop waking me up while I'm trying to sleep and kissing me... gross!
Happy New Year everyone!
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Sunday, 2 January 2011
Friday, 31 December 2010
Christmas time
Hi everyone!
Well, I think I like this "Christmas" lark. All the humans are so happy, and they all seem to want to play with me more! There's loads of colourful paper laying around that is SO much fun to rip up and destroy... and get this - no one even tells me off for it!!
I really wish it could be Christmas EVERY day!
Mum gave me two presents, a really yummy rawhide bone and some weird brown stuff called Puffed Jerky... I gobbled it up (wouldn't want to seem ungrateful!) but it made me puke all over the floor :(
Granddad felt sorry for me and gave me some extra food at lunch time, but shh - don't tell Mum!
Mum says that it's "New Years Eve" tonight. Now, I have NO idea what that means... but it seems to be an excuse for all the humans to be really silly and let off those horrible things that make really loud bangs outside.
I think I'll just curl up in my bed by the radiator and sleep until it's all over!
Well, I think I like this "Christmas" lark. All the humans are so happy, and they all seem to want to play with me more! There's loads of colourful paper laying around that is SO much fun to rip up and destroy... and get this - no one even tells me off for it!!
I really wish it could be Christmas EVERY day!
Mum gave me two presents, a really yummy rawhide bone and some weird brown stuff called Puffed Jerky... I gobbled it up (wouldn't want to seem ungrateful!) but it made me puke all over the floor :(
Granddad felt sorry for me and gave me some extra food at lunch time, but shh - don't tell Mum!
Mum says that it's "New Years Eve" tonight. Now, I have NO idea what that means... but it seems to be an excuse for all the humans to be really silly and let off those horrible things that make really loud bangs outside.
I think I'll just curl up in my bed by the radiator and sleep until it's all over!
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