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Dan is jumping around in front of the picture box like an idiot. I have no idea what he is doing! 


I had a really nice long walk today. We went all around the roads and then to the park for a run around. I was pretty tired out by the end of it!
I have just enjoyed what mummy calls a 'Pizzle' (I don't know what they are, but BOY are they good!) and now I think I'll just try and ignore Dan being silly and have a snooze in my chair.


Goodnight all!

Back from the vets

I have just got back from seeing the vet, and he said he just doesn't know what to do about my eyes anymore! I think I must be a medical miracle! He said that I have to go to a specialist to see if they can help me. That means a long car journey and strange people poking around my eyes... I'm not sure how mummy expects me to behave myself, but I will try my hardest!


Because I behaved well at the vet, mummy and Dan took me for a nice walk along the Cuckoo Trail which I only get to do when I've been to the vet (and been good!).
There was a scary tunnel that made things sound all loud and weird. When I barked, it barked back at me!! I don't trust that thing... I think I saw it off though.

Bad eyes

I am not a very happy Milo pup tonight. My eyes have gone all yucky again and they are very sore. Mummy said that this means another trip back to the vets tomorrow morning. I hope I don't have to have more eye drops... I have had 3 different lots so far and none of them worked! 
I tried to tell mummy that I didn't like her putting the eye drops in my eyes, but she said that it is for my own good and put a horrible cage thing on my face which meant that I couldn't bite! I wouldn't bite my mummy anyway, but I really didn't like that contraption. Now I behave when I have eye drops so I don't have to have that on my face!


Wish me luck at the vets in the morning :(

New Years Resolutions

Mum and Dan were talking about 'New Years Resolutions' today. From the sounds of it, it is a list of things that the humans think up to do in the new year to make themselves feel better about themselves!


Taking that into consideration, I have helpfully thought up a list of New Years Resolutions for my mummy;


1) Play with me every time I ask (that does not include grabbing the tuggy, shaking it, and letting it go!)
2) Up my meals to 3 a day - and more treats please!
3) Up my walkies to 4 a day
4) Never let Dan sit in my chair!
5) Stop waking me up while I'm trying to sleep and kissing me... gross!


Happy New Year everyone!

Christmas time

Hi everyone!


Well, I think I like this "Christmas" lark. All the humans are so happy, and they all seem to want to play with me more! There's loads of colourful paper laying around that is SO much fun to rip up and destroy... and get this - no one even tells me off for it!!


I really wish it could be Christmas EVERY day!


Mum gave me two presents, a really yummy rawhide bone and some weird brown stuff called Puffed Jerky... I gobbled it up (wouldn't want to seem ungrateful!) but it made me puke all over the floor :( 
Granddad felt sorry for me and gave me some extra food at lunch time, but shh - don't tell Mum!


Mum says that it's "New Years Eve" tonight. Now, I have NO idea what that means... but it seems to be an excuse for all the humans to be really silly and let off those horrible things that make really loud bangs outside.
I think I'll just curl up in my bed by the radiator and sleep until it's all over!